Parenting Tip Number B49395544

We have to use letters now because there are no more numbers. My hair is now a choking hazard that is going to kill my son while he is asleep if he sleeps by me. Even though I always wear my hair up. Somehow it is going to get in his throat.

My son sleeps in his bed except for when he nurses. And in the am when I want one more hour of sleep but I Sleep at the foot off the bed and him in the middle. My BF doesn't beleive me though because he wakes up sometimes when I'm nursing him so he thinks hes always in the bed. Even if he did. I have never heard of a baby choking on hair.

crawfish

We recently went to the Chinese market and bought fish. My boyfriend thought it would be fun to buy some crawfish too so he bought 4. While making dinner dinner forgot about them. They somehow survived the night (well three did). He decided to put them in a bowl of water and give them meat. Three days go by. I change the water and so on. I finally get fed up and tell him to throw them out. I first have to explain why its a bad idea to flush three crawfish down the toilette. He finally throws them away but leaves the bowl and the counter alone and tells me. " the counter is off limits until you bleach it." what??? Its his stupid fish. I tell him to do it. He ignores me.... Twice. So I don't have bleach so I use ammonia and then soapy water then hot water.  Which is not good enough. So I set a package of bread on the counter which triggers attacks from him about how gross I am. How could I put bread on there (in the package) . So after this the counter is off limits for 2 days before I get bleach.

Baby has a cough.

My son has a cough. It started mild and is getting a little worse. I figured its from allergies since his eyes also water and he sneezes. It also could be from his grandma who also has a cough.

Guess where my boyfriend decided he has gotten it from. First reason is I don't dust enough. The second reason is I nurse the baby laying down.

Again. My fault.

What are you talking about?

We recently went to visit my boyfriends parents. I felt bad that we pushed it because his mother did not seem to feel well. Well at the end of the night when we are driving home he proceeds to tell me that I did not let his parents hold the baby enough... His mother is still recovering from rotator cuff surgery. She took a three hour nap and was so sick from her meds and cried out in pain when she tried to get out of bed. His dad held the baby a lot but my boyfriend was not in the room when that happened he was playing on the computer.  How much more should I have let them hold him??? This started a cascade of how much I suck again. Concluding with the fact that when I make him dinner EVERY EFING NIGHT I don't close the silverware drawer. Needless to say I was livid. I got us all ready to go, even getting his clothes ready. I packed all of the the babies stuff. Changed every diaper, changed every outfit, held him when he cried. He didn't do anything.

The night before out of desperation I asked him if he could help me clean the house up. He had taken a half day at work. He took all the dirty dishes and piled them in a pile. Too bad at the top of the pile he put a whole pan of oil from when I fried some meat earlier and it soaked all of the dishes in oil. Making me having to do the dishes a million times harder, He then went to bed and left me to do everything again.

I slept on the couch. How can he always find ways that I suck after I work so hard to do everything for him????