crawfish

We recently went to the Chinese market and bought fish. My boyfriend thought it would be fun to buy some crawfish too so he bought 4. While making dinner dinner forgot about them. They somehow survived the night (well three did). He decided to put them in a bowl of water and give them meat. Three days go by. I change the water and so on. I finally get fed up and tell him to throw them out. I first have to explain why its a bad idea to flush three crawfish down the toilette. He finally throws them away but leaves the bowl and the counter alone and tells me. " the counter is off limits until you bleach it." what??? Its his stupid fish. I tell him to do it. He ignores me.... Twice. So I don't have bleach so I use ammonia and then soapy water then hot water.  Which is not good enough. So I set a package of bread on the counter which triggers attacks from him about how gross I am. How could I put bread on there (in the package) . So after this the counter is off limits for 2 days before I get bleach.